Prometheus XVII Ultra Performance 17.3" QHD Gaming Beast - Refurbed to Oblivion! $1200 OBO
Tired of your rig melting faster than a noob in a raid boss fight? Behold the Eluktronics Prometheus XVII Ultra Performance – a 2021 titan I resurrected like a phoenix from the thermal paste graveyard. Bought new for $2500, now it's "like new" after pro IT wizardry: new CPU/GPU fans ($100), fresh keyboard + deep clean + new battery + premium thermal paste/labor ($300). Runs cooler than your ex's heart and crushes games/videos like it's 2021 all over again.
Specs That Slay Dragons (RTX 3070 Laptop GPU Beast Mode)
CPU: Intel Core i7-10875H @ 2.30GHz (8 cores/16 threads – renders timelines while you grab a pop tart)
RAM: 32GB DDR4 (multitask DaVinci Resolve + OBS without the stutter blues)
Storage: 953GB SSD (room for 4K footage, PvP replays, or your entire spotify playlist)
GPU: NVIDIA RTX 3070 Laptop (5120 CUDA cores, 1560MHz clock, 8GB GDDR6, 448GB/s bandwidth – ray tracing so smooth, it'll make your Red Komodo jealous)
Display: 17.3" QHD (2560x1440) 165Hz panel (colors pop like a vaping burnout, 32-bit depth for pro grading)
OS: Fresh Windows 11 Home, DX12, latest Game Ready Driver 580.88
NVIDIA report ready – no smoke and mirrors, just pure firepower. Benchmarks? It'll DLSS your way through REDSEC at ultra while streaming to Twitch without breaking a sweat post-refurb.
Why Gamers/Video Pros Drool (Humor Alert!)
Gamers: Frames so high, you'll think you're cheating. "RTX 3070? In 2026? That's like finding a lightsaber in your garage – epic wins await!" (No more "GPU thermal throttled" rage quits.)
Videographers: 165Hz QHD screen for buttery edits. Crank 4K timelines in Premiere like a boss – perfect sidekick to your Komodo X for Denver shoots. (Pro tip: Less lag than arguing with your girlfriend about hot pockets.)
Condition: Like New – I pamper this rig like my Harley. Zero battle scars.
Price: $1200 cash or XRP at market rate
Pickup in Denver, CO only (no shipping drama).
Bit flexible for fellow Military vets, but don't lowball like a bad trade in PvP.