My neighbor said I can’t keep Harold anymore, so I need him gone by tonight.
He’s a miniature goat, very friendly, BUT… he screams every hour like a human yelling “HEY!”
He loves Cheerios, hates small hats, and knows how to open fridge doors.
Please bring a truck, a leash, and thick emotional skin.
Great with kids, terrible with silence.
No fee — just promise to tell him he’s a “good boy.”